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[Intro] C D C C x2 [Verse 1] C D C Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C See you in heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Chorus] Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. [Verse 2] C D C Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Chorus] Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are you having fun? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. [Instrumental] Em D Em D Em D D [Verse 3] C D C Here's a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) C D C Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Chorus] Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. [Instrumental] Em D Em D Em D D [Outro] G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am Em If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.